“Gloriously nerdy…”
“…there is no denying the movie’s potency as a metaphor for alcoholism.”
“Frida Kahlo’s paintings don’t just come to life, they pulsate.”
“…unfolds like a fever dream of id.”
“…gets in your nostrils…”
“Not controlled or competent enough to work as a spoof, a serious action flick, or anything in between.”
“Dizzying, in an ill-serving way…”
“…features far sludgier CGI than the two previous MonsterVerse installments.”
“…gives good Kong.”
“…puts you on the outside, listening in.”